Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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