My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
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