How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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