anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Randomize
