I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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