after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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