Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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