you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
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