He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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