i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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