We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Did you just see the Batmobile???
we're making bets on your personal life
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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