We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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