Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
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