I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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