nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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