drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
40s are totally the cure
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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