i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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