haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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