And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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