Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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