I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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