Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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