The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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