I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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