Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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