I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
Randomize
