So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Someone signed my nipple.
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