How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
so much tequila, so little girl.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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