Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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