How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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