he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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