Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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