i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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