Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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