I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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