so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
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