Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
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