well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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