I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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