My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
Come on in and take your pants off
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