Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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