And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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