Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
Randomize