ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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