So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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