I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
