I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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