Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
