I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
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