i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
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