im having a threesome with these popsicles
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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