exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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