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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up

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(779): View more from Illinois

should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?

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(914): View more from New York

Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

Who did he bring home?

(1-732): View more from New Jersey

Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.

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