How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
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