she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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