is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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